Tungsten Darts QuotationsⅡ

Some prize moments of genius from tungsten darts' most excitable commentator - Sid Waddell.

There are some interesting tungsten darts quotations:

"It's like Dracula getting out of his grave and asking for a few chips with his steak."

"That Lad could through 180 standing one legged in a hammock."

"This game of darts is twisting like a rattlesnake with a hernia!"

"It's just like taking a sausage from a boy in a wheelchair."

"That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble!"

"He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed."

"Look at the man go, it's like trying to stop a water buffalo with a pea-shooter!"

"The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips....... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them"

"Big Cliff Lazarenko's idea of exercise is sitting in a room with the windows open taking the lid off something cool and fizzy."

"Look at him as he takes his stance, like he has been sculptured, whereas Bobby George, with his bad back, looks like the Hunchback of Notre Dame."

"He's playing like Robin Hood in the Nottingham super league."

"They've got Shakespeare on Radio 2 but you can't beat this for drama."

"It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline."

"Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out."

"His eyes are bulging like the belly of a hungry chaffinch."

"That's like giving Dracula the keys to the blood bank."

"As they say at the DHSS, we're getting the full benefit here."

"He is as slick as minestrone soup."

"There hasn't been this much excitement since the Romans fed the Christians to the Lions."

"Phil Taylor's got the consistency of a planet ... and he's in a darts orbit!"

"The atmosphere is a cross between the Munich Beer Festival and the Coliseum when the Christians were on the menu."

"Jockey Wilson, he comes from the valleys and he's chuffing like a choo-choo train!"

"He's planting those arrows with the accuracy of a couple of inter-continental ballistic missiles."

"Steve Beaton, he's not Adonis, he's the donis"

"The players are under so much duress, it's like duressic park out there!"

"He's like D'Artagnan at the scissor factory."

"This lad has more checkouts than Tescos."
 

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