Tungsten Darts Quotations Ⅰ

Some prize moments of genius from tungsten darts' most excitable commentator - Sid Waddell.

There are some interesting tungsten darts quotations:

"That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus."

"When Alexander of Macedonia was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. Bristow's only 27."

"If we'd had Phil Taylor at Hastings against the Normans, they'd have gone home."

"He's as cool as a prized marrow!"

"You couldn't get more excitement here if Elvis Presley walked in eating a chip sandwich!"

"He's playing out of his pie crust."

"He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave."

"He's been burning the midnight oil at both ends."

"Tungsten darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength."

"Trying to read Reyes's mind is like trying to read the mind of Jabba the Hutt"

"These guys look calm but inside they are as nervous as a vampire who knows there's a sale at the wooden stake shop in the morning."

"That was like watching Popeye when he found his spinach!"

"He's as twitchy as a frog in a blender"

"He's going like the Loch Ness Monster with a following wind!"

"Keith Deller is like Long John Silver - he's badly in need of another leg."

"He looks as happy as a scorpion who's just had a pedicure!"

"Eyes like a pterodactyl....with contact lenses"

"Cliff Lazarenko's jumping up and down like a gorilla saying "give me back my banana!"

On Bobby George - "He's like a Sherman tank on roller skates coming down a mountain!"

"He's twitching more than a one legged ferret!"

"He's moving with the purpose of a Panzer Division"

"He may practice 12 hours a day, but he's not shy of the burger van!"

"He's like Jack the Ripper on a Friday night."

"He's got one foot in the frying pan and one on thin ice."

"Tarantino re-writing Gunfight at the OK Corral couldn't have done any better than this."

 

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